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And a Merry False Flag Christmas to you, too, Mr. Underwear Bomber

“Happy new year. Aren’t you tired of all the false-flag attacks?” That’s what I want to say to people. I certainly think it would be a conversation-starter, but probably not the kind I’d want. I...

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Political Theater in Congress: Is Toyota being scapegoated to humiliate Japan?

As you may be aware, Japan recently elected a new party into power after decades of dominance by the Liberal Democratic Party. The new party (Democratic Party of Japan) promised to be less “passive” in...

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Electric Monkey Pants 3.0

Welcome to the new and improved Electric Monkey Pants! Ever since Blogger shut down my FTP-run blog I’ve been working to migrate all the posts over to WordPress and start anew! I hope you like the new...

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Mobile posting & the election results

One of the neat things about using WordPress is the iPod app that allows me to post remotely. Let’s see if this puppy works!! Hopefully I will update the blog more often now. I know that I have barely...

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Darkfold’s video for Echelon

I’m in a band. We make rock music. We occasionally make videos for our songs. This one is for a song called “Echelon.” For those of you who are aware of the ECHELON program, you might find greater...

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Confluence of Interest or Conspiracy?

Are all of these corruption scandals and bailouts for the rich just a ‘confluence of interest’ wherein the richest people in the world just happen to all be on the same page? Did all of these attacks...

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I’m just gonna come out and say it: The Arizona gunman, Jared Lee...

Mind-control. MKULTRA. Brainwashing. The above words tend to stop rational conversation in its tracks, sending it down a slippery slope of confusion, conspiracy and mockery. We like to think we’re too...

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Leaf Blower Culture: A Sickness With No Cure?

They walk among us. Normal people, like you or me. But inside the corners of their ratty little minds they carry a dark, hideous secret: They own a leaf blower. I know, I know. It’s easy to hate them,...

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Writing History His Way: The Story of Osama bin Laden is over, allowing...

President Obama announced the death of Osama bin Laden with great formality and solemnity tonight. This news has the potential to change our nation’s direction for good. It will be interesting to see...

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The rigor mortis of America’s two-party system will lead to the birth...

The fact that no group of disaffected Washington insiders have even attempted to form a centrist third party is, in itself, a pretty strong argument that all the insiders already know the game is...

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An issue to stand upon: Why Lady Liberty needs a little… boost

If I were running for president, I would stake my campaign on a single issue. An issue of the utmost importance in our time of existential peril. I’m talking of course, about my plan to give the Statue...

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Bitcoin Boom: Internet Scam or Digital Gold?

Remember when Bitcoin was $100? You know, like 2 months ago? Well now it has leaped up $100 in just 4 hours, rising from $500 to $600 USD before retreating slightly. It seems the Little Currency That...

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